Official Marketing Text:
I ate a baby toad once. I’m not proud of it. Just kind of happened. It pains me to think about how scared and confused it was and wondering “Why am I not home?” and “Why am I in some sort of acid pond that’s burning my skin?”
Charlie Kelly, attorney at bird law, stands at 4.8 inches tall, a stress rash blushing across his cheeks. He has been sculpted in black dress shoes, tan slacks, and a blue dress shirt with the sleeves rolled up. A brown striped tie is tied around his neck. His hair sits messily and his arms are outstretched, mid-conspiracy explanation. The exterior of his double-walled window box places Charlie inside the mail room, his conspiracy map plastered on the walls. The interior is decorated with a collage of tools Charlie has used over the years. This collectible ships in a matte, embossed, protective outer sleeve and a custom sized plastic protector for maximum protection during shipping.
