When Herman's Chatty Ring is pulled he says the following phrases, all of them in Fred Gwynne's voice:
- "I like The Beatles...real beetles"
- "Hello there, I'm your new babysitter"
- "You must come over a meet my wife"
- "I love your hands, so cold and clammy"
- "I'm a Munster. Er. Herman that is"
- "A tisket, a tasket, I lost my little casket"
- "You are the ghoul of my dreams"
- "We could make such horrible music together"
- "You are so cute I'm green with envy"