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I believe all individuals should be able to buy, sell, share, make and invest in memes freely. On the NASDANQ ^ NDQA 0.69USD (+69%), it's always a bull run. Standing at 5 inches tall, Stonks has been immortalized in vinyl form. Dressed in a black tailored suit and tie, you can be sure that this investor knows what he's talking about. Behind the figure is a graph, pointing up and to the right which symbolizes the nonstop growth on the SMEME500. The packaging was designed by Youtooz artists to resemble the typical corporate boardroom, complete with "accurate" financial forecasts of Mr. Stonks' investment portfolio. The collectible ships in a matte, embossed, protective sleeve.